Lost and Insecure

semperfikindalifee:

himapapaftw:

do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat

i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes

My teacher used to tell us, Honors and AP students were just better cheaters lol!

And better bullshitters

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:33:29 -0400

o-dyssea: prisonerofchildhoodmemories: stephtheawesome: to-b...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:33:13 -0400

o-dyssea:

prisonerofchildhoodmemories:

stephtheawesome:

to-be-brave:

sshithappenss:

The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.

woah.

genius.

Message received.

One of the most mindfucking genius pictures on Tumblr. God bless the person who did this

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:32:35 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

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fighter-with-strength: learningtorecover: suicideisnotanoption4...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:32:04 -0400

fighter-with-strength:

learningtorecover:

suicideisnotanoption4u:

8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia.
Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children.
This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.

The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable.

As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”

Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”

Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.

Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”

I salute Sergeant Briggs!
Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey

This oh my gosh what a hero

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:30:53 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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thatfunnyblog:

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:30:35 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

wiitangclan: wiitangclan: the best way to a girls heart is punching through the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:30:02 -0400

wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

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Tue, 14 May 2013 17:13:02 -0400

lulz-time:

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yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:10:20 -0400

yay-im-a-llama-again:

You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

assholedisney: yo can we just take a second to talk about the gerenuk because I have just...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:12:51 -0400

assholedisney:

yo can we just take a second to talk about the gerenuk because I have just discovered them and they are my new favorite animals

like

look at that face, it’s so weird and squished and it looks permanently guilty? like it probably knows the launch codes but this lil fucker ain’t sayin shit

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wtfhistory: schazam: Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:23:54 -0400

wtfhistory:

schazam:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.

“Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).

This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.

Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.

And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.

Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?

I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

I will continue to reblog and add my explanation on this until the day I die.

rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:18:54 -0400

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865

snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: i wish i could use emoji’s in real life wait apparently those are...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:18:29 -0400

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i wish i could use emoji’s in real life

wait apparently those are called emotions