When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
sodamnrelatable: I’m just like: via sodamnrelatable
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
lesliekn0pe: why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
underdoge: dracucola: governmenthooker: badcocaine: I AM CRYING OMFG OMG. FUCK THIS GAME. SERIOUSLY. it’s so cute when guys scream like girls omg NO OMFG AJDFKHLAJDH IM SCARED
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
Hit me up if you have low standards
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
datkarkatass: professorsugoi: boltthebadass: phoenixwrong: jaredpotterloki: friendly reminder that tumblr used to look like this OOOOH THAT’S where the flower behind every anon’s head is from Woah. it all makes sense now
iwritesinsnotfanfiction: the heat of my computer evens out the coldness of my heart
chekhov: I didn’t come to this website to make friends I came to win
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nosdrinker: it’s weird how the shittiest musicians have the most rabid fanbases
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