June 2012
When I go to kill a bug but then it starts flying
tumblrsloth:
whatshouldwecallme:
hAHAH YES
mormondad:
let me feel your butt to make sure you don’t have butt cancer
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
tumblrsloth:
yaoifight:
what is
going on
WITH YOUR LEG
lord help him
tumblrsloth:
thatfunnyblog:
okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook
ok yeah great very nice
but what is this
wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
i feel bad but i am rofling
peetamellarcs:
if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
When you come home after a busy day:
rock-and-smiles:
Rock And Smiles
