someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
I don't wanna do anything but cry
[TW: rape] Ten rape prevention tips: →
terramantra: 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman’s...
person: tell them i say hi (:
me: never says hi
2boys1cup: wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
peetababy: have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head? like what are you a gardener
A girl's fb status.
willowtreefree: shoshannanicole: “When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.” … dead. … My body is shaking from the laugh that wants to erupt
ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
deathc0r3: “Ugh I’m so sick of living here.” the upperclass white girl tweeted on her 32gb white iPhone 4S while listening to music on her 15 inch Mac Book Pro laying on her king sized bed in her air conditioned two story suburban home after her parents refused to buy her the 2013 edition of her 2012 car.
abitchlikethis: if i unexpectedly die, can the follower who lives closest to me please break into my house and delete everything - pictures, documents, web history - from my computer because honest to god i don’t want to taint the memory of me and i feel like we all have a moral obligation to each other to at least do that it’s probably in the tumblr terms & conditions i mean honestly
id3ntify: I will forever think 2008 was 2 years ago
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
tumblr: u have 15 new posts on your dash
tumblr: i mean 3
Today I was doing reminder calls at my work. I called this one lady,and got her machiene. ok, that usual. The outgoing message went like this: “We are unable to get to the phone. Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect UNTIL YOU LEARN SOME ENGLISH.” I just sat there and I didn’t know what to do.
i do not understand why this image even exists omfg