Sitting here with Micah and my mom, drinking.
I’m perfectly fine with this. Sure, Eddie isnt here. But it’s okay. Also my birthday is in 2 days. Whadup(;
Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking...
me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
tyleroakley: Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. What. The. FUCK.
svnnhsns: lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!”
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
mayapapaya: From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 Also, for all of you in SF, Muni is free tonight and if you tell Siri you’re drunk, she’ll call you a cab. Be safe!
dontyoujustlovelove: starlit—nights: lanceristheman: cutthroatkid: reblog everytime. omg. (via blanklove) Omg. The last five seconds.
I really miss my brother right now.
I could really use his big brotherly support. If he were here, it’d be something like this…” who cares? Fuck ‘em. He’s an asshole and he’s stupid. Now,what’s his address…I’ll kill this fucker.”
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Making center peices for my cousins wedding.
I feel like David Tutera.
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Band member: But -
The best feeling in the world?
It’s when you just got off the treadmill, your whole body aches, from the arches of your feet to your fingers. Your shirt is two shades darker from all the sweat, you can barely move, and every inch of your body is red and throbbing. But you finished your mile. And you didn’t stop. God, I haven’t workedout in forever,but I did it. (:
boxmans-girlfriend: part-the-red-sea: fenixorden: I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR AGES OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD WHAT IS AIR?
The awkward moment when you realize that Adele is...
Set Fire to the Rain
tyleroakley: God bless the Internet.
Discussing new years eve..
Me: I'm sure we'll find a party. We all know at least 3 people each who are doing something, and they said we can join.
Marissa: Yeah. If worse comes to worse, we can get all dressed up and drink champagne in the back of my car.
Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs...
fuckuglywhores: DAMMIT, STAFF. Well, i’d hate to be the person that didnt see this. Loloklolololollolol
Finding out that your mom has friends who have... →