May 2013
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
When school is out for the summer.
sodamnrelatable:
AT FIRST:
BUT THEN:
loganobriens:
i think i finally found the article i’ve been looking for
theawkwardlifeofnatalee:
semperfikindalifee:
himapapaftw:
do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat
i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes
My teacher used to tell us, Honors and AP students were just better cheaters lol!
And better bullshitters
wiitangclan:
wiitangclan:
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
yay-im-a-llama-again:
You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
assholedisney:
yo can we just take a second to talk about the gerenuk because I have just discovered them and they are my new favorite animals
like
look at that face, it’s so weird and squished and it looks permanently guilty? like it probably knows the launch codes but this lil fucker ain’t sayin shit
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rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
i wish i could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions
vanillish:
“pitbull feat christina aguilera”
jesspinkman:
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
#the optimistic look on pessimism
imzorak:
i want 2 know…….
CAN YOU SHOW ME
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
lovability:
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
omfg
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I,
wrap my legs around yours
lay my head above your heart
run my hands through your hair
play footsie with you
put my hand on your tummy
play with yours hands
give you fishy kisses
talk about my day
sing you a song
fall asleep in your arms
sacrifice you to satan
westbor0baptistchurch:
lolsofunny:
westbor0baptistchurch:
We all used to say “peasant”
(lol here!)
swagchat:
swagchat:
swagchat:
what type of music do chiropractors listen to
hip-pop
jesuschristvevo:
girls who complain about being called hot are an endless source of comedy
a-sexy-cat:
vvebkinz:
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
Someone: I don't like that music
Fans of metal, rock, ect.: that's okay, everyone has an opinion.
Directioners, Beliebers and Nicki Minaj fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEM.
singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song
urinatings:
but-to-speak-true:
urinatings:
the best feeling is when you’re drinking something cold and you can feel it flow through your intestines
your url concerns me
wow cool shut up
radstunts:
thirteenth-zodiac-sign:
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
danisnotorfire:
NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY
AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE
LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES
wutang-chan:
i showed the gif below to my dad and he couldn’t stop laughing. he said it looked like me when i go outside
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
